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frustrated When, oh, when will we have cars that can run on ketchup? WHEN!?
Karen says that if cars ran on ketchup then gas would be cheap, but ketchup would cost a bazillion dollars a gallon. Which would still be better than the jagakazillion dollars I'm paying for gas now. DAMN YOU KETCHUP!
What we need is a cheap fuel source that we'll never, ever run out of. Like...junk mail. We need cars that can run on fourth class mail! Someone get on that, please.
And all you people in Europe, or Canada or the North Pole, or whoever you are that feel the urge to comment about how the US is lucky to be paying upwards of $3.50 a gallon can just save it. I don't want to hear about how you have to pay 80 billion pounds, or yen, or camels, or hand-crafted wood bowls per liter or gallon, or dixie cup. I DON'T CARE! I'm poor already and I can't afford it.
Where are the ketchup cars? DAMNIT!
September 5 2005, 01:55:48 UTC 6 years ago
The biggest drawback.... When you drive, your car smells like french fries.
September 5 2005, 01:57:59 UTC 6 years ago
September 5 2005, 03:43:33 UTC 6 years ago
September 5 2005, 03:15:51 UTC 6 years ago
It's not ketchup, but it *is* pretty freakin' cool. Even if your exhaust *does* smell like whatever your oil was used for cooking! Hell, if you "make" your own fuel (i.e. basicallly strain out the sediment before putting it in your car), it supposedly comes out to about $0.50/gal
W/ gas prices as nutty as they are, this looks mighty appealing.
September 5 2005, 03:44:05 UTC 6 years ago
September 5 2005, 03:07:33 UTC 6 years ago